I'm happily addicted to the www!

Doorbell rings, I'm not listening,
From my oral cavity, drool is glistening,
I'm in high spirits…although
My girlfriend let me go…
Happily addicted to the www.

All night long, I be seated clicking,
ignorant time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same outfit for a week,
Happily addicted to the www.

Friends come by they shake me Saying; "Come on bitch!
Don’t you know there is a social world out there?"
With a listless shrug, I mumble, "No, man;
I just discovered letterman-dot-com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay my taxes,
Who cares if someday
They haul me away?
I'm happily addicted to the www!

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